Them Calverts showed the true meaning of G.Y.M. this weekend. Jeff's famous barbeque chicken and the traditional 500 pounds of fixin's made for a dangerously bloated fajita evening. With the colonel mixing (and drinking) potent margheritas, it was an evening of excess, topped with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" and "Zoolander".
Stevie provided the comic relief as only Stevie can: he lost both his cell phone and his keys, forcing him to break into his own apartment building. He later found both items on the street, behind a bench. Only in Japan, and only Stevie.