So methinks my daughter has a drinking problem. She got into the habit several months ago of drinking mouthwash. I don't mean playing with, or spilling, or sipping, I am talking great big gulps by the mouthful. She is particularly fond of Listerine Fresh Mint, and though she is incapable of removing the childproof cap herself, like the Quality Parents that we are, P and I often give her a capful or two whilst she's watching mommy get ready in the morning.
So yesterday P sends me one of The Best Emails A Parent Can Ever Get:
From: hiroko.kuroda
Sent: 05/22/2008 08:54 AM ZE9
To: Renfield Kuroda
Subject: mouth wash
She drunk it some this morning, and her face became red. I guess ethanol in it worked, so she’s pretty drunk. We have to hide it or stop using it, otherwise she’ll be alcoholic.
And that's pretty much all you need to know about the Kuroda Family.
3 comments:
I've been reading your blog for a while, and was wondering what you do for a job. Just curious, as it sounds like a profession I might be interested in, and I was wondering how one might prepare/what one may do to get such a job(i.e. college stuff).
Click the "LinkedIn" link to the left to see what I do for a living.
This is truly fantastic. "God Daughter of The Guzilla" indeed... And a strong argument for nature vs. nurture.
Well done.
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